Sunday, March 22, 2009

What's Your Flavor? Tell Me What's Your Flavor!

Aside from chocolate, Airheads has to be my second most favorite candy. In existence. PERIOD. Buy me a box of these and you have unlocked the key to my heart until the box is empty :)



With every bundle of Airheads comes, you guessed it, that goddamned Mystery Flavor!!

I have spent YEARS trying to figure it out and I have solved the mystery, sorry if it ruins it for you fruit flavored connoisseurs who have been nit-picking at it for ages!



The Mystery Airhead as no dye to associate the flavor with the color meaning that they can make it an ASSORTMENT of flavors and no one will ever know! Have you ever tried to eat two back to back? I HAVE! The flavor is NOT consistent. They use all of their flavors and a few test flavors to keep us on our toes!!

Just like no two snowflakes(white) are the same, no two Mystery Airheads(also white) are the same!

Eat My Shorts!

-Sunflower

P.S. I had the most eventful morning pee!



Look at your window when you take your morning pee
And you never know what you might see.
Could see some leaves, could see a big tree.
Or in my case a squad car or three.

2 comments:

  1. LOL...i never realized that shit...and i liek the poem..

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  2. O M G I LOVE THIS STUFF BEST CANDY EVER EVEVR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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